Goose & Co.

Goose's Very Bad Orchestra

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Goose welcomes Bear carrying enormous supported drum and Raccoon proudly presenting seventeen-bell rack. She gestures to rehearsal place, cap upright.
Goose had promised a concert at six. At five, Bear arrived with a drum as wide as a bathtub. Raccoon brought seventeen little bells. Goose brought a tune and a very important hat. “Shall we begin?”
Bear leans into drumbeat, Raccoon shakes rack in delighted solo; Goose waves rapidly but her hat slides over both eyes and her open beak goes unheard.
“With a tremendous BOOM!” “With a beautiful jingly solo!” Bear boomed. Raccoon jingled. Goose opened her beak, but nobody could hear her tune. She waved faster. They played faster. Her important hat slid over her eyes. “We seem to be giving three concerts.”
Goose has pushed up cap and closes one wing in STOP signal while looking to reader. Bear freezes with raised stick; Raccoon presses all seventeen bells against tummy with both paws, cheeks taut.
Goose pushed up her hat. “Help me try something. Pat your knees twice, then hold up a hand. Pat, pat, STOP!” On STOP, Goose closed her wing. Bear lifted his drumstick. Raccoon caught every bell against his tummy. For the first time, there was a space. “My tummy is jingling.”
Goose completes fourth broad wave as Bear makes one giant boom; three flowerpots hop a small safe distance above windowsill. Raccoon holds still awaiting turn.
“Bear, save your biggest boom for my fourth wave. Will you count with me? One, two, three—” “BOOM!” Three flowerpots hopped along the windowsill. Bear beamed. Then he lifted his drumstick and waited. “I can do a very large wait.”
Raccoon gives glittering seventeen-bell solo while Bear waits with wrinkled nose and raised stick. Goose anticipates slipping her tune into quiet afterward.
“But where does my beautiful solo go?” “Right after the boom. While Bear is doing his large wait.” Raccoon shook one bell, then two, then all seventeen in a glittery waterfall. Bear waited so hard that his nose wrinkled. Goose slipped her tune into the quiet afterward.
At concert Goose faces reader/audience with STOP signal; Bear and Raccoon pause. Front-row original animal children/adults pat knees or raise one hand/paw in participation.
At six, the square filled with hats. Goose raised her wing. “You know our signal. Pat, pat, STOP!” The orchestra stopped. Goose gave four broad waves. Bear boomed. Raccoon jingled. Goose sang her tune, clear over the rooftops. This time, every sound had somewhere to go.
Goose throws both wings wide; Bear drumstick stands momentarily upright above drum; Raccoon catches Goose flying cap on rack. Front-row hats lift clear of heads in joyful finale.
“Now for our ending. On my biggest wave, call NOW! Ready?” Goose pointed to you. Then she threw both wings wide. BOOM! JINGLE! HOOOOONK! Every hat in the front row jumped. Raccoon caught Goose’s hat on his bell rack. Bear’s drumstick stood straight up in surprise.
Three performers bow. Bareheaded Goose reaches wing toward cap on rack; one tiny bell peeks under brim ready for final ting. Audience catches own hats.
The audience clapped. Bear bowed. Raccoon bowed. Goose bowed without her hat. “Again?” “Certainly. Once everybody has caught their hats.” She reached for hers. One tiny bell underneath it went ting.

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